Shaving, brushing my hair, ironing my shirt, and polishing my dress shoes before hopping up onto a spit and slowly roasting over an open flame.
I'd like to be clear about this. I don't enjoy being roasted. I'm screaming my head off as I am rotisseried. But hell, somebodys gotta do it.
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Honestly? I love this, this is great. This is my new favorite line to use when interacting with strangers online.
between this fun bug where this will stick around every time i reblog a post without fail until i manually close it (and yes. they stack) and fucking. now for some reason clicking on a posts header wont take you to the actual isolated post on mobile either. its like theyre intentionally trying to make this app unusable.
